1.The Merchant Of Grooves
2.Derelicts Of Dialect
Never had a wasted mind, had the time
Erectin rhyme i cause gifted lines
The flows i knows puts the papers in pockets
Swings of things, observed in my sockets
In ten spot i got stacks of lp wax
Couderoy slacks, loops and sales tax
On the racks but my label is derelict
Spic-n-span i slam, it's balls you lick
Ill missions, but doin us ain't even simple
Stereotype the rhymer as a criminal
Subliminal i put a noose on the necks
The sinister signs of my rhymes is sex
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Smooth, set-up so slick
As i set to move, all the great masses
Asses bounce to track that is all in
I'm droppin my quarter, i'm placin my call in
To my crew that's down with the street trends
Play around and you'll fall off the deep end
I heard your hooker she likes to do knee-bends
But i got a girl, so i called up three friends
And they called three friends (and i called three friends)
And so on, and so on, and so on..
So go on my path, and try to follow
But not step for step, cause i like to sidestep
You'll get swept like a broom and you'll make room for daddy
White boy in new york and i can't get a cab g
So take me to my rest so i guess i'll get wrecked
Cause i'm a derelict of dialect
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Dialect spoken, in sectional lesson
The less you know, the more you gotta guess on
I press on point, some sweat my jizznoint
Playin themselves with the fingers the point
I speak slow, i carry a fat stick
Get your kneepads and reapply your chapstick
Step to this, as the derelict reanimates
No jim hat as my mouth ejaculates
I stays mumble, i speaks jumble
Phonetics on phonograph'll prime your petrol
Retroactive, my knot scale is tipped off
I rip the head off, the derelict stepped off
And left to show this, to those who typecast
Ill the rhyme-ass trickster or outcast
Of intellect, i wreck shit with my own sect
The ace in the hole, i'm the derelict of dialect
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3rd bass, but not a bass for slidin
Foundation, for a nation who's mind is
In motion, goin in fluid
Who did you just distrust？ it's serch and i crush this
Mental need for oppression
Oppressed and all vexed and just placed a suggestion
Lesson or loss enforce those in
A spot who got your head frozen
Defrost the eye and spy on the serpent
On act two, he tried to close curtain
But intermission i glimpsed and i clock more
Derelicts watch act three and the encore
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Individuals who are never satisfied with the static standards
Set by the masses -- the masses have always been lethargic
They have always opposed greatness for it is beyond them
To even.. comprehend greatness
3.Ace In The Hole
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware
Prime's got a spare, it's truth or dare
Stare into the face of a kid who is a hypocrite
Take all that hate -- why don't you try flippin it？
I never went out out drinkin pepsi sips
And never laced up my boots in fruity bits
I ain't pretty so my fetish ain't nighthood
Cause no one wears sequins in my neighborhood
Cause my feet are firmly planted on the concrete
High-top fade, with no need for a blonde streak
Now let me chill, it's a sign of maturity
And i would never steal a chant from a black greek fraternity
Elvis elvis baby, too bold, too bold
Ice ice baby, no soul, no soul
＊ daddy rich scratches zev love x saying
'k.m.d. and 3rd bass is just ace in the hole, i mean soul..' ＊
That's it right？ check it
Humm goes the kick, check out how i flick it
As the thumb presses quick, suckers on the mix
And yeah the birthstone kid, zev love x
And mr. x took a lickin, so onyx what's the time it is？
Time is to get my cocka-doodle rooster yappin
Wakin devil heads with my poor style rappin
Time is a quarter shorter that in order be sorta
Tap in my line and just knowledge me
Eats the baby food with no bib
And ad-lib from the reverand rib's crib
The lesson is.. yeahhh, some ？？ true and fix
Yeah all garbage no fib
I'm talkin bout the nubians (wake us up) the black man
No sugar sweet snacks for the sour sap
To see home, why should i have to check the maps？
The haps, is negative i give many many caps
For a heavy heavy gun, about a, ton it weighs
That keep you, bustin off for days as sure as every sucker pays
In time, tis mine
The cause is a hole where the bass is ace for rhymes
Evils in my midst bound to get crushed, rushed
Helps to manage, we're kausin much damage
So we go on and on, word bond
Mics they got torn by the kause long as jimmy cracks corn bores
Hamhand gets no support
By the god squad, god body, for short call me god born
Headnod to this like a king of swing, thing and
Check the verse i disperse, see what i'm bringin
Is an ace in the hole
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh a ace in the hole!
Yeahh.. ace in the hole？
Uh-huh, uh-huh, a ace in the hole!
The zev love x (ace in the hole)
Subroc (ace in the hole)
Mc onyx (ace in the hole)
To mc serch (ace in the hole)
Dj richie rich (ace in the hole)
？？ (ace in the hole)
To cool poppa sha (ace in the hole)
My man smoke (ace in the hole)
To one and another (ace in the hole)
Sig luva (ace in the hole)
Boogie man j quest (ace in the hole)
To kurious jorge (ace in the hole)
And jump to bobbito (ace in the hole)
To the ＊censored＊ (ace in the hole)
To sd 50's (ace in the hole)
To g.y.p. (ace in the hole)
To my man sam sever (ace in the hole)
My man prince paul (ace in the hole)
To the crackhead gams (ace in the hole)
To the one chubb rock (ace in the hole)
To vanilla wafer.. ＊pause＊ .. later!
{sarcastically} word to your motha!
Your mother.. man ohh man word to your mutha!
4.French Toast
5.Portrait Of The Artist As A Hood
Today i'm prepared to bring specific charges
Against certain members working in an industry
That reaches into every household in the country
Hoods is up so skills is up
It's a stick-up, so why'd you interrupt？
So such bust material cerebral
I'm eatin cereal with spoons sippin cepacol
Daddy-o slipped me some cause my breath stank
White gold, but no accounts in swiss banks
Think tanks once rolled on the city streets
I used to meet your moms between the sheets
Universe is versus hoods prospectus
True flam, flammin words on wax discus
So they dismiss this as vulgarity
And once laughed and pointed at the university
Some perk without skills and push a pen
I send surreal scenes where you never been
Looked out, gave you three strikes, you struck out
Pop shit with the 3rd, knock your fronts out
Blew your blunts out you wings stuck up your ass
Gassed you up then slap you with my staff
I seen your skins like to go to the motels
But your ass won't know to the hotels
Cause a lip is zipped, i paint pictures
A portrait, a self far from ？？
My discussion of impression ain't ignorance
So don't label the hoods on appearances
You never thought that a gangsta could talk sense
But this artifice flipped, your beans is spent
Took your papes out your pocket and just stood out
The focus, the portrait of the artist as a hoods-up
Portrait planned it back in the days
Young strays, posted at the l.q. on friday's
Waitin for dice to give the go ahead
Hawkin 50 cent, puttin heads to bed
For a herringbone hear the tune of the audio two
Milk was chillin as i chilled in the back room
Listen to snaps, cuts by scoob and scrap
Union square, to tear up the krs tracks
Torn up by the kent, the clark dark
As the brothers try to spark
We knocked boots, and the boots got knocked
Three a.m. and it was off to the rooftop
Hip-hop starski, the masters of ceremony
Ka-ka-cracked out, was hookin property
Five a.m. it was the s＆s
A hundred and forty-fifth street, down on lennox
Starchild made all the hoes squeal
For a dollar crackheads armor-alled your wheels
Whippin home in the sunshine, fun time
But now you can't find
Clubs like this that kept the music in the street
And pop rap couldn't get a dime to eat
Yo, they're makin mills, but what about the hood？
A parking lot, where the latin quarter stood!
A landmark marked in the cranium
But now i bring it back in front of packed stadiums
Picture painted with the goals and the good
The portrait of an artist as a hood
Money-makin strong island
Philly, d.c.
Memphis tennesse cleveland
East st. louis got crazy hoods
Boostin houston got crazy hoods
Shockmaster ？？ got crazy hoods
Listenin to his program
And they're out
6.Pop Goes The Weasel
Antoine, antoine's got something here
Ro-roll that window
We have to turn around because i want to shoot you
Park the limousine, in front of the swamp
Then i want to shoot you dauncing on the limousine
With the swamp in the background
It looks like you're in the jungle, okay？
Let's all sing, pop goes the weasel!
Pop goes the, pop goes the windin of the weasel
I see the empty pocket needs a refill
I got a squad with a list of complainers
I should have started rape：
Rappers against phony entertainers
So we can make it known that we won't get swayed
It's ninety-one son, so somethin's gotta change
Gettin paid to peddle sneakers and soda pop (pop pop pop)
Pop goes the weasel as drawers drop (drop drop dop)
Why not take your top ten pop hit
Fix the music and make senseless ryhmes fit
I guess it's the fact that you can't be artistic
Intricate raps, becomin so simplistic
I gotta strong mind it doesn't have to be spoon-fed
And i can read what doesn't have to be read
So some stay illiterate and feeble, legally licked
You go the ways of the weasel (the weasel)
Chorus： 3rd bass (repeat 2x)
Pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel ＊3x＊
Pop goes the weasel, 'cuz the weasel goes pop
Hip-hop, got turned into hit pop
The second a record was number one on the pop charts
For those that get on heart that gotta in the ghetto
Let no one forget about the hard part
Now in ninety-one we got a new brand, a new band
Lookin like the same old klan
Same old theives that skeez so we gotta make sure
That real rap has got to endure
Why score all my points in one peroid
Appearin in complex structure like a pyramid
The paper for the media presence
Ya learn lesson from the face of false legend
Stop vexin on the skills, ya ain't originate
The thin ice you skate upon will break and set ya straight
Ate up on the plate, now who's diesel
Not the weasel, not the weasel, pop goes the weasel
Chorus
it
it
Boosted tracks get slaps, ya got no haps
To reach all four corners of the map
For kids in kansas.. to those who speak spanish
Doin crazy damage so the wack gets banished
Can't manage the truth until you buy a way
Ya ain't quick so ya switch off the exit from my highway
To rest but a crook, had to take a second look
Ever heard of a chef who can't cook？
But the minister prime can lay laws
Hey yo, pete nice, rip the mic and go for yours
Goes for mine, i goes for mine
Find the prime won't eat the green eggs and swine
On line like the serch, in the hoody with the woody
Get a disc or tape, at sam goody
Why'd ya run through the doors some left open？
Ropin off the scenes of the crime smokin
I got pub and i'ma nut like a scud see
Blowin up, like i'm throwin up a beef patty
Sell-outs run a bout like the measles
No cures, cause pop goes the weasels
Chorus 2x
7.Sea Vessel Soliloquy
8.Daddy Rich In The Land Of 1210
'who's car is that？'
'hey rock that shit homey'
'yeah man that's daddy's car, man daddy rich
You never watch him on tv？'
'what's yo' name？'
{daddy rich cuts up 'daddy rich'} 'i'm back!'
'what's yo' name？'
'back is the incredible' -＞ chuck d {'daddy rich'}
'i'm back!'
'back is the incredible' -＞ chuck d {'daddy rich'}
'he-re we go..' -＞ slick rick
Cool daddy rich is on the 1210 mix
Scratch needs a itch like a needle does a stitch
I switch up he flips up the wax with a mixer
Bookmakers step to the father he's a fixer
Cool to the cut, shakin butts off the ledges
Came a longer way than benson and hedges
The measures and levels of rhythm and scratch peaks
Speaks with fingers, the master of technics
Solo diesel daddy now stands in front of you
Displayin the ills that build on the one and two
{'check out the master'} {'daddy rich'}
{'check out the master'}
{'check out the master'} {'daddy rich'}
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{'check out the master'}
{'check out the master'} {'daddy rich'}
{'check out the master as he cuts these jams' -＞ run-d.m.c.}
{daddy rich continues to flex skills}
Can anyone ever serve the rich？
{daddy rich continues to flex skills}
{'that's my man throwin down'}
{'that's my man throwin down'}
{'that's my man throwin down'}
{'that's my man throwin down'}
Aiyyo, can anybody touch you dj richie rich？
{'i don't think so' -＞ ll cool j}
Try to serve you？
{'i don't think so' -＞ ll cool j}
Try to duplicate you？
{'i don't think so' -＞ ll cool j}
Can anybody touch 3rd bass？
{'i don't think so' -＞ ll cool j}
Yeah that's what i thought too
We out.. peace..
9.Word To The Third
10.Herbalz In Your Mouth
Don't drink the milk (why？) it's spoiled!
Eyes slow to open, alarm clock's broken
I'm steppin out the bed but ain't a booty line spoken
Stick a 40 to my lips, i sips and i guzzle
A 40-dog 'breakfast of champs' it ain't a puzzle
Grips on my feet and step out my rest
I meet mc dope incredible and dj fresh
They got a demo; fiendin for my headphones
So i throw it my system but it's so-so
I said, 'the weebles wobble, but i dabble in verbals
The movies that you're makin get the herbalz'
This ain't a prince paul loop from the turtles
It's just 3rd bass givin y'all the herbalz
Herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
Everybody say herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is!)
Everybody say herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is!)
Herbalz in your mouth (say what？)
Everybody say herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
From the north and to the south (there it is, there it is)
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down
But them herbalz, they bobble and you see them all around
Them 501 blues can't hide the red apple
When i'm in a bodega, buyin some snapple orange iced-tea
Skins are playin nicety behind me
Scatterbrain no-name do you mind g？
Spot the profile and slips in the serch zone
And wants a description of the bone -- hold up
Wants a description of the bone？!
Play at＆t and check the three on your telephone
D-e-f, then i left to break south
And left a herbal in her mouth
Herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
Herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
Everybody say herbalz in your mouth (there it is!)
Herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
3rd bass givin herbalz in the mouth (there it is, there it is)
Herbalz in the mouth (there it is, there it is)
Herbalz.. herbalz! ha ha ha
Herbalz..
You got bad breath, then take a certs with retsin
Dribble dribble drabble say what, i beg your pardon
Quincy ain't convinced me, got my own 'secret gardens'
Buggin your nuts like the pms cramps
Some falsified but i gots bones to pick
The only nine you ever seen was in arithmetic
Herbalz given, how you livin？
(there it is)
Herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
Everybody say herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
Say herbalz in your mouth (there it is？)
Everybody say herbalz in your mouth (there it is, there it is)
A from the north, to the south (there it is)
Everybody say herbalz in your mouth
Got the herbalz in your mouth
Pete nice! no herbalz, in his mouth
Richie rich! no herbalz, in his mouth
Prince paul, no herbalz in his mouth
Yes, yes man
Got herbalz, where they at？
Got herbalz..
Herbalz in your mouth yo where they at they in your mouth
Herbalz in your mouth yo where they at they in your mouth
Herbalz in your mouth yo where they at they in your mouth
Mouth mouth mouth, m-mouth, m-mouth..
But i see some skins, they got herbalz in their mouth
You need to break out, if you got herbalz in your mouth
Come now son, you got herbalz in your mouth
The her, the her herbal her ah erbalz
You got the her her the her the herbalz in your
miggy-miggy-mouth
Da mouth, how many herbalz is that？
You got herbalz in your m, da miggy-miggy-mouth
11.Al'z A-b-cee'z
A-b-c-d-e
(wait, alan,
May i interest you in coming over to the giggenbush wit me？)
No no no, dis is my spot
Don't try and steal my spot
A - a is for the atrocious acts that you abominated and
committed
A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
B b b
B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad
bwoy
C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
You have no cutout
D is for the downright dastardly deeds that you do, dummy
Despite your degradations, +dialect+ distributed by disc
$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
E - e is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
F is for flesh itself - fuck you!
G - get out my house
H - homer
I - idiot
J - jackoff
King, king k
Alan king of my castle
L is for the locquacious letter i'm about to lacerate your
fatass wit
M - my, my, my, my, my son
Alan are you mad？ the question is no
N - n is for new york city
O - oh o, oh no
You mean o oppression？ ostrich-sized oppression
P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
Q - quote
Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence
quotient？
Unquote
R r, r - you mean r r, are you ready？
Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
Rough, rest {＊snores＊} resume
S - shitty, savage sacred - you sucker
T t t - you wan tea bwoy？ wake up and smell da coffee!
U - you will never understand
V - vamoose, you vicious vermin
W w {＊crying＊} w is for the tears.. you make me wept
X, x - x amount of times i tell you
You could have gone to xavier to study the xylophone
Y？ i don't know
Z is for zany, picture perfect like zenith
Z is for zoom, ok, clock z's
12.No Master Plan No Master Race
Set to decide, who's on the inside track
But you slack and so another dive
And you lounge - but who's shoes would you be in？
Wake up, it's time to respect the nubian
Flag of a people, fightin every day
For their own say, so children can go out to play
And stray from the tyranny, while blood is drippin b
I ain't no flapjack, don't bother flippin me
I stick to this, so say this while you're grazin
Original man's a black man, said by a caucasian
Watchin a culture be stolen from asia
Whether minor or major, science i swayed y'all
With lingo, some people don't think so
When do you stop sayin - that's the way things go？
Time to manifest the quest that's hard to digest
The companies are frontin pete, why don't they divest
And invest in freedom, but they scheme on a brother
Stealin trunk jewelry that's miles undercover
So discover as a people, we have to take our place
There is no master plan because there is no master race
'no ghetto, no master race..' (3x)
'let both sides, unite, in peace..'
Science for seasons, years and days
A preacher follows his prejudice, the drummer plays
Off the evils of men, love bones and flesh
A brother's keeper keeps puttin peace to rest
Question props and the prophets agreed, ya heed
Dust to dust, herbs yieldin seeds of
Creation of cultures to street sound
You get run around but i run the booty down
No master plan, the masses all struggle
Slug movements bungle, our serpent is subtle
Hatred born in diversity of culture spoke
Ignorance got the last straw, the camel's broke
Change up wisdom wise and stick to tools
One called slavemaster's son by a poor fool
I ain't the hypocrite fit with the two-face
There's no master plan, there's no master race
'no ghetto, no master race..' (3x)
'let both sides, unite, in peace..'
The creators creations are put to side
You see one wants greed and then slide
Into that all-about-me frame of mind
And keep the truth away from the blind
You gotta find out who is who and who built this place
I play spy and try to destroy the race
We go the wrong way, the wrong play master
The same people that got the +gas face+ last year
Tears shed as another head gets put to bed
Paradise is a paradox, the devil's ridin sleds
Over skulls, that dulls all the truth
It's the reason why we need to raise the roof
To look to the heavens as the master's one plan
We stand to help the birth, of just one man
The master's plan, the master's race shackled to a shelf
In a book that you need to find for yourself
I stand accused, but never abuse the sunday
Cause when i'm gone i'll only go one way
'no ghetto, no master race..' (3x)
'let both sides, unite, in peace..'
I ain't a master, no i'm not superior
So why you tryin to play one as inferior
Fears in hearts of the ignorant belligerents
Ever since those convinced of lost innocence
Got off the tip slippin sticks and stones
Homes are broken or fractured like bones
Who holds your soul as the master your dollar spent
Evidence of dictators gone hellbent
In times of old the races vicked power many places
Seperate races in segregated spaces
Back in the day you turned your backs on
Deals in doom, so now the deally lays the cracks on
Sold more then sold forth from south to north
Swingin low on supremacy's corpse
Of course not steppin out of place is in place
Question those on the question of race
'no ghetto, no master race..' (3x)
'let both sides, unite, in peace..'
'both sides begin anew the quest for peace..'
'no ghetto, no master race..' (3x)
'let both sides, unite, in peace..'
'both sides begin anew the quest for peace..'
'both sides begin anew the quest for peace..'
'both sides begin anew the quest for peace..'
'both sides begin anew the quest for peace..'
13.Come In
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in!!
Who's at my door？ (i don't know but let him in)
Come in, to my cribbo, no reason you'll say ditto
No tea and crumpets, not servin you no vitals
Little one sit, i'll kick to you a fable
So recline on the recliner put your feet up on the table
Sable is a fox that's used for coats
The sable is a fable cause you bought yourself a goat
Skin all in, so ease up on throttle
No role model and your life is out the bottle
The roll of the dice on the corner of the street
You get beat, on 123rd street
Done by the system that ain't really sayin nothin new
Your kids flippin, so now what you gonna do？
Go home, hell no, she don't want you there
Why need a man or either work when there's welfare？
Oh yeah, another scam see
The government's way to destroy the family
See life is a gamble, find the ball under the shell
Hell no, i kick two and make the dome swell
Son, that's the end i hear the doorbell ringin
And if that's your pops, tell the man to just come in
＊ doorbell rings ＊
'oh hello dear!'
'uahh, good morning..'
'very well then.. suppose you come over here!
But first..'
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in!
{'i came in the door..' -＞ rakim}
Ask me why i wander on desert plains
I say the cactus still grows without rain
Plain to see from my horse without a name
I set it off, still things ain't the same
A case of wasted life, inner city blues
Goods for hoods from the merchant of grooves
I move your butts but a question lingers
I look at my hands, i sees ten fingers
A finishin touch, much on the tp
Here the three-r-d and the blind see
Why i flipped and why i ain't with the klan
Which one you say all truth and
True indeed, y'all needs a speed knot
Knothead syndrome, sets off piano drops
{＊ daddy rich cuts and scratches ＊}
So i please, and step with kool poppa sha
Scopin every skin without a bra
On the streets, kurious like jorge
Why don't you make like run and +pause+？
Flaws in characters, scrubs get done in
I swing it open y'all, so come in
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in!
Knock knock knock knock, come in!
Who's at my door？ (i don't know but let him in)
{'i came in the door..' -＞ rakim}
{'i came in the door..' -＞ rakim}
{'i came in the door..' -＞ rakim}
{'i came in the door..' -＞ rakim}
14.No Static At All
'no static at alllllll...'
Beef not needed to waste one
Cause trouble don't feed the bass drum
Some so feeble, so play the hoodlum
A humdrum liver in bedlam
Bet your last buck, you don't laugh to this
Your horse came last behind the cactus
Back so strong, you thought wrong a fallacy
The groove will whip and flip cause it has to be
In there, like belvedere in his underwear
On the new year, my dear, so make it clear
I'm gonna ask do you wanna live small？
Static？ nah troop, none at all
Why meddle in the middle of a ruckus
？ sip slowly on snapple in hand
Not these hands of mine holdin clippers
Slip and clip your flat-top to ceasar
Ease your ego, i go toe to toe
Throw my voice like i throw my yo-yo
And ho ho ho, on the mic is life support
And toward a crumb static ain't my sport
I swing to this, serch swings to that
And as you noticed, they always wear hats
Boots and loops produced by prince paul
Slaps ya skull, no static at all
..
Static mixed in but it don't cling
To a fat rope dope gucci link or an earring
Hand now gropin for ？
But the hand is used to get skins
Skim the cream but it seems you still rise
For some who lives more, now life lifesize
All are lepers in my swingdom
Groups and troops get friends and they bring them
In goes props so pop til the mornin
Home to the young, pop still snorin
Wake up you blackhead and heed the call
Aiyyo, no static at all
I flip on kicks, my dj tricks
The a.k.a code name richie rich
'daddy rich, you never watch him on tv？'
Straight no takes, the iron had eastbridge
Full on 1210's flippin the beats
＊richie rich cuts more＊
Some bust nuts, daddy rich bust cuts
Such transform over rhythms on dust
I rush this rhythm, hold like mingus
I swing this joint, no static to sting this
＊richie rich cuts more＊
15.Eye Jammie
16.Microphone Techniques
{＊breathing like darth vader＊}
The next selection is.. bass filled..
Musical compisition, entitled..
Microphone techniques..
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Get up everybody, it's time to sway ok
Greg nice is on the mic with no delay
Get up everybody, it's time to sway ok
Greg nice is on the mic with no delay
She, said, her name was lola
I, said, yo lola, swolla
Suave bola, ayatollah
Saudi arabia, coca-cola
My rolex watch is ran by solar
Get down, peep my mic technique
Let's freak let's freak let's freak to the beat
Checks get cashed, at the end of the weak
C'mon, deck the halls with skins and party
Gainin weight cause i do eat hearty
When i wanna get tipsy i drink bacardi
Greg nice, i'm outta here, ghost!
'i'm on the microphone..' (5x)
Uncle fester, the baldhead jester
Not me, the minister, the mic molestor
Five-oh arrest a g, doin ill deeds
Took a hoe to pull out the weeds
Droppin g, the case court is to hobos
Kickin the bobo, chewin on a rolo
Ain't a volvo with no paid promos
Sippin cocoa and rollin up momos
Fee fie foe fum i need awake drums
The buns ain't mack cause your breath hums
No funky drummer loser pass summons
But you can't stop the +humrush+ hummings
Like roto rooter layin pipes like a plumber
Nice and smooth cause three's a prime number
I go brick church buildin when i'm sleepin
So flip off my tip, i rip the mic techniquein
'i'm on the microphone..' (6x)
I praise the lord that i'm no longer a vandal
Kiss my daughter goodnight, then i light a white candle
And sit back and meditate
Evaluate, appreciate
Cause i didn't have to be here, on wax
Unveling a truth with proof of all facts
Cause in my life i see the life of many others
Various shades of colors, sisters brothers
And once my soul leaves my bodily shell
I believe to receive a new vail
Of some concious subconcious abode
Chose by few on the positive road
A man is judged by the goodness of his heart
So who's to say who's dumb and who's smart？
Aiyyo serch (whattup？) i came to hear you speak
Get on the mic and flaunt your microphone technique
'i'm on the microphone..' (7x)
Watch me shine til it's time for sundown
I had a scuffle with a kid it only went one round
I got a girl so there's no need to sex a hoe
But i gas em up just like they're at texaco
Ring goes my phone, so i pick it up and say, 'whattup？'
Somebody's flippin, so i tell him to shut up
We'd use a f word, but ice cube got the copyright
So i'll make it +funky for you+ with greg nice
And his partner smooth b
Watch the superbowl, just for bud bowl iii
Then i watch living colour, cause 'homey don't play dat'
Money like my honey in my crib and it'll stay that way
The equality variety
You don't like it then you're gonna join the dead poet's society
Try to flip on what this quartet speaks
And serch will disperse, the microphone techniques
＊ discussion by the crew over the beat until the end ＊
17.Problem Child
Juveniles won't smile, vows are reckless
Sexless raceless souls unrespected
Hooligans and street urchins lurkin
Doin hoods, a neighborhood's worst person
Raises ？ and the pushers and perverts
Butchers cut like cold cuts the mind works
Wise or weak on the weary and the wicked
Plagues a city street swell in evil-fitted
Man verse man, the haves against have-nots
House a kid for grips, leave him in his socks
Precedence of decadence is put out
Scramble hands full of merchandise he got out
Tooken taken a picture of figured strife
Subsisting on the minimal fruits of life
Attitudes are skewed from the right pile
Introduction of a character problem child
'problem that i can't fix..' (8x)
Kids makin bids cause they're products, so what？
You still get left with a donut
No such luck in the scam to make paper
Skiddin off the edge ya portrays a faker
Fakin the plans like the plans of mice and men
Lands a man a chance of one to ten
But the man ain't enough to legally drink
And guess what punk - your shit still stink!
Now you perp the role - the role of frank nitti
He ain't a hero cause he landed on the roof of a chevy
So play the life of untouchable
The fast life, the wrong life, and so much for
The criminal times but time rollin in reverse
I wanted to be older, before i saw a hearse
Take the weight off my boys who are buckwild
The life and death and times of a problem child
'problem that i can't fix..' (8x)
Problems problems of the prodigal
End up on the page of periodicals
A pinnacle mess, movin blocks to sell blocks
Under locks and keys no g's clocked
He strays like a pig who don't fly straight
In the pen playin foul and third rate
Take a step back and meet your maker
See play your maytag statistic on paper
Philosophy not of a giver he's a taker
Later words turn to dust he's the traitor
Sells you out for a quick fix dime drops
Got a chip on his shoulder without props
A bad seed leads himself the stray way
Puttin off evidence of judgment day
Judge not the culprit or pull the file
The life and death and times of a problem child
'problem that i can't fix..' (8x)
I step careful - into the next frame
Lame you're just a stunt playin a sex game
I start to wink, you think he's on your hightail
Frail you're shallow as you swallow up your bare sale
Tail stickin out like a bumper to a maxima
Taxin a brother for a fee to get sex in a wetbed
Sheddin your gear like a snake does a skin
Begin to get slim as he's sexin you in
He moves deeper, asleep is what you thought he was
But he went bolo, so low you felt and that's because
The minute he got in and violated you and became ill;
Treated you just like a flush'n'fill
The next crisis, you're ice is clearin off your mind
Cause you're playin life from the cd of behind
Time to wake up can't you see that you're robbin wild
File this style as another of the problem child!
'problem that i can't fix..' (8x)
18.3 Strikes 5000
19.Kick Em In The Grill
Try to gel
Drop it right here
Grooves get kicked as serch tries to flip like coins
Pain, like the foot to groins
3 strikes but i didn't gel the head yet
Why you still vexed over things i haven't even said yet
Yo pete, put you part-time like temps
Scale like a fence, put you in the past tense
You tried speedin but you ain't fast enough to chase me
So what i did this, ？？ bring the kit to ben case
And don't waste time
Dopest tracks, so why you gonna waste rhymes？
I absorb like a sponge in the bozack
I'm trifle, get the rifle, or i step back and crack slugs
And my crew give pounds and hugs
Tugs on my shirt, let me know that i'm still pro-fessional
And at the end of the session, you'll know
That the 3rd'll disturb the verb with the noun
Shift the sound, so get up and get down, serch'll never stand
still
Try to flam i'll be like claude van damme and just kick em in
the grill
{'kick em in the grill..'} {'3rd bass'}
{'kick em in the grill..'} {'i'm chubb rock'}
{'kick em in the grill..'} {'serch!'}
{'kick em in the grill.. grill.. grill pete!'}
？？ like a camel to ？？
Missin the points of ？？ spliffs
If you wanna gamble, let it flow
I ain't al jolson and sambo
Low like a buddhist sniffin ？ tree
But that booty fat bass it ain't movin me
To be or not to be on, your fm
Step to the am, the gimmicks, i'll play em
I say em while i'm takin 40 swigs
A chinaman eats with two twigs
Called your numbed, 9-7-0 piss
Goodfella, you can tell you're on my hitlist
For this i stick like a splinter
Play ya like a sphincter cause my title's minister
Serch said kick em, i gas em and trick em
Rhymes like ？？, now chubb, stick em
Jump jump with the man with the plan, chubb rock
You know, a judo, a chop chop chop
From stereo monarch rationalize the grammar
It's like that and ah.. and ih.. ih.. if i stammer
Or sa-st-stutter, english found in the gutter
Or the sewer, while i talk like pete puma
How many lumps do you want inside your coffee？
Isn't about time, isn't about time, you stepped off me？
Yo chubb - are you the best, are you the one
That ？？ large chest, well, nevertheless my
Finger won't do the walkin through cleavage
I got a girl of my own, she's at home
Chubb is not conceited, i'm convinced of the fact
Vanilla sold seven million copies of some shit that was wack
He can wrap, his lips around a big black cock
He needs no more pressed, let me stop
Cherry crusaders, clean clairvoyany concepts
Claiming critical conversations that came in..to view
Of 3rd bass mixed with chubb rock until
We kick the motherfucker in his, umm
G-r-i-l-l-l, word up that's the grill
Chill!
Hold up, chubbs, you got lifted
{word up} what's the science？
20.Green Eggs And Swine
You do not dig them, so you say
Try them! try them and you may
Try them and you may, i say..
Slave drivers on your dollar bills that builds upon your
ignorance
Significant, you never beat one-two one-two semblence
Since i ain't supposed, no boastin
I'm keepin soaps in my mouth like coke stem
For the silence of the swine, sittin slick on my slim chews
Liquor on the lamp, sippin booze as a cow moves
Lose my head over speak of a censor
Morse code but three had no family credenza
Friends of mine align swine on the backstab
Grabbin greedy, now it's rikers or rehab
My walkin stick just flips, it's a stick up
Misdirected like charlie babbitt, mixed up
Three-fifths, three-fifths, like this
He used to roll, a man with three-fifths, a man without his soul
So is this equal or blowin up your ass
Smoke sticks who got your vote and rather slit your throat
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..'
No no no, green eggs and swine
But they keep edgin to my plate, i step back and say,
'thanks, cause i just ate,' not that i would eat it
Even if i was hungry -- all the ills of the streets
That could have done me in i stay clear of all the evil all the
envy
And ex-homeboys who used to be friendly
Pretend to be down, but changin real fast
So heed the word, heed the word of my foot up your ass
Kickin a bone out, castin a stone out
Makin water ripple but got nothin the middle
So now you sit there, makin big waves
Talkin about my ancestors used to be from caves
It's time to wake up, bake the cake, and turn the page
For now is the birth, the birth of the mind age
We you and me -- all in a new time zone
And give you somethin much better to dine on
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
{i will not eat them with prince paul
I will not eat them with low rawls
I do not like green eggs and swine
I do not like those 3rd bass rhymes}
My loops and loops and rhymes you never censor
I'm scramblin eggs on your family credenza
Attend to your owns or you're blown to bits
You're eatin green eggs while i'm swallowin the grits
You sits on your bony ass i'm passin on the rhythm, i give em
Gassin me, you try to geez i'll swing em
Like a 40 ounce the choice is constitutional solutions
Arrest in domes of ignorannce full
I'm dickin down swine, i stick my neck out
Give a slap here, and shorty'll put your head out
Five g's explicitly you see the story tells
You put a sticker on my record and my record sells
Sam i am not, with the not but sam sever is
So the critics all think they know what clever is
I never seen you 40'd up at the corners pops
So what a senator knowin about hip-hop？
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..' 'try them..'
Freedom of speech that is spoken in loose lips
To those who appreciate large tips, tippin the scale
Slum is in favor of the man who can't stand the live flavor
Bob's a jerk and he worked for the ex-friend
Not x-clan, but wax get taxed even if it's bland
Branded for educated street credentials
And can't talk about life's bare essentials
Put it to plate, cause the plate they won't deny it
But won't give you a chance, or even a place to buy it
Cry for freedom, but music's not free, it's choking
Could never could ever could say what needs to be spoken
Put this out, before i depart
Before i hit the killdrews, he started with the arts
I got much much better things, to do with my time
Than to worry about the green eggs and swine 'try them..'
The green eggs and swine
Much much better things to do with my time
Than to worry about the green eggs
The green eggs the green eggs and the swine
'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
'try them..' 'bacon souflee!'
'no i ain't gonna eat none of that'
{i will not eat them here or there
I will not eat them anywhere
I will not eat green eggs and swine
Hehehehe... but my balls itch!}
21.Derelicts Of Dialect(Sd50 Remix)
22.Pop Goes The Weasel(Radio Edit)
Let's all sing, pop goes the weasel!
Pop goes the, pop goes the windin of the weasel
I see the empty pocket needs a refill
I got a squad with a list of complainers
I should have started rape：
Rappers against phony entertainers
So we can make it known that we won't get swayed
It's ninety-one son, so somethin's gotta change
Gettin paid to peddle sneakers and soda pop (pop pop pop)
Pop goes the weasel as drawers drop (drop drop dop)
Why not take your top ten pop hit
Fix the music and make senseless ryhmes fit
I guess it's the fact that you can't be artistic
Intricate raps, becomin so simplistic
I gotta strong mind it doesn't have to be spoon-fed
And i can read what doesn't have to be read
So some stay illiterate and feeble, legally licked
You go the ways of the weasel (the weasel)
Chorus： 3rd bass (repeat 2x)
Pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel ＊3x＊
Pop goes the weasel, 'cuz the weasel goes pop
Hip-hop, got turned into hit pop
The second a record was number one on the pop charts
For those that get on heart that got it's start in the ghetto
Let no one forget about the hard part
Now in ninety-one we got a new brand, a new band
Lookin like the same old klan
Same old theives that skeez so we gotta make sure
That real rap has got to endure
Why score all my points in one peroid
Appearin in complex structure like a pyramid
The paper for the media presence
Ya learn lessons from the face of false legend
Stop vexin on the skills, ya ain't originate
The thin ice you skate upon will break and set ya straight
Ate up on the plate, now who's diesel
Not the weasel, not the weasel, pop goes the weasel
Chorus
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Boosted tracks get slaps, ya got no haps
To reach all four corners of the map
For kids in kansas.. to those who speak spanish
Doin crazy damage so the wack gets banished
Can't manage the truth until you buy a way
Ya ain't quick so ya switch off the exit from my highway
To rest but a crook, has to take a second look
Ever heard of a chef who can't cook？
But the minister prime can lay laws
Aiyyo, pete nice, rip the mic and go for yours
Goes for mine, i goes for mine
Find the prime won't eat the green eggs and swine
On line like the serch, in the hoody with the woody
Get a disc or tape, at sam goody
Why'd ya run through the doors some left open？
Ropin off the scenes of the crime smokin
I got pub and i'ma nut like a scud see
Blowin up, like i'm throwin up a beef patty
Sellouts run in bouts like the measles
No cures, cause pop goes the weasels
Chorus 2x
23.M.c. Disagree And The Re-animator
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